Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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