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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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