- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Yo Momma So Fat!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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