Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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