what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

how much fish could a chicken

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Get up Look in the mirror

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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