- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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