i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Anti Joke

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