- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Dumb

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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