- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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