How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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