How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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