- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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