- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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