- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Lil Wayne

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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