What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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