- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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