What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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There's my tractor.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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