What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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I'm tired.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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There's my tractor.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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