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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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