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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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