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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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