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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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