- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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