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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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