Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Anti Joke

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