- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

women's rights

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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