- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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