okay so theres this guy.

HELLO EVERYONE

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Matthew Wyckoff

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

12/23/2012

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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