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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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