A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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