- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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