- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

The Oakland Raiders

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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