- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

We found a cure for cancer. Death

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's the new green? Green

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Women's Rights

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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