why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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This is an anti-joke.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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women's rights.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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