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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

It's all Taggart

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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