- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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