- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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