- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

the sky is green no it is not

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

someone jumped off a bridge he died

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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