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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Atheism

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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