A baby seal walks into a club.

school homewrok

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Justin Bieber

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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