You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A whole 'nother.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Anti Joke

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