What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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