your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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