- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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