- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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