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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Fox News

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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