- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

how do you call someone? use a phone

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why so serious ?

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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