What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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