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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why so serious ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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