- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Daniel is a fag

Tilt your screen back

Granny porn!

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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