- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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