how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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