What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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