Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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miha kako si?

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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