Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Yellow People !!

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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