Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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