- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I have an idea! You leave.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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