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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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