- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Alchohol.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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