- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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