What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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