Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Oh, go away

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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