Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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