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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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