Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Chlamydia

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