- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

The child was fired from his job.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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