A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Corn Muffins

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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