- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

John lazzaro likes dick

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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