A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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