What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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God is real.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Women's rights

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The New York Giants

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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