- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

i have yougurt mit traktor

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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