Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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