- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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