- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??