- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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