Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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