I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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