Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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