- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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