- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

woman's rights

You're so sweet I have diabetes

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

If life gives you lemonade.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

12 in general

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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