Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

I'm Polish.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

i wonder who made this website? a human

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

why dont they make black forks

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I'm homeless.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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