- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

I don't believe in giraffes.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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