- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

SHUT UP JP

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dead girls can't say no.

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