- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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