What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

the economy.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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