- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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