- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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