What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Suck pussy

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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