Once upon a time a was born

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

womans rights...

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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