- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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