Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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