A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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