- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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