- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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