- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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