- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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