Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Blacks

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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