Want to hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Small Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

thumb_up thumb_down -7

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

thumb_up thumb_down -9

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops