An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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