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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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