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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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