What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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i'm hard

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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womens rights

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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