- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mam is so fat.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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