- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why did the blue berry cross the road

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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