We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

bangers and mash?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Women's rights.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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