What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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