- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A cat playing laser tag.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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