Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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