- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

your mom was so fat that she died.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??