why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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