- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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