your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Anti Joke

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