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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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