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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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