Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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