Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Anti Joke

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