- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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