- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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