- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Chuck Norris.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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