- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

the lemon was sweet.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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