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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How old is victor? Half past dead

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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