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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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