How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is the best joke ever? 1D

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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