Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Yellow People !!

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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