- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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