- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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