- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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