Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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