antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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