- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Tony Romo

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

12 in general

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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