Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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