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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Who wants water? I do.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

White NBA players.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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