- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Tony Romo

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Jimmy Saville

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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