How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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penis. nuff said.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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